18+ Joke: My Wife Asked Why I Was Checking My Phone 😂

 

My Wife Asked Why I Was Checking My Phone 😂

It was almost midnight when my wife caught me checking my phone.

She looked at me and asked:

“Who are you texting at this hour?”

I said:

“Nobody.”

She immediately grabbed my phone and checked it.

There were no messages.

She looked at me suspiciously and asked:

“Then why are you on your phone?”

I said:

“I couldn't sleep.”

She asked:

“So what were you looking at?”

I hesitated.

She said:

“Tell me.”

I finally said:

“The weather forecast.”

She looked confused.

Then I added:

“I wanted to know if I could blame the rain when I sleep outside tonight.” 😂

She threw a pillow at me.

I think she had already checked the forecast. 😏