18+ Joke: My Wife Asked If I Was Flirting With Her 😂

 

My Wife Asked If I Was Flirting With Her 😂

My wife walked into the room wearing a new dress.

I looked at her and said:

“Wow… you look incredible.”

She smiled and asked:

“Are you flirting with me?”

I said:

“Maybe.”

She laughed and said:

“We've been married for years. You don't have to flirt with me.”

I walked closer and said:

“That's exactly why I should.”

She smiled.

Then she asked:

“So what would you say if we weren't married?”

I looked at her and said:

“I'd probably ask for your number.”

She laughed and said:

“And what would you say if I gave it to you?”

I smiled and replied:

“I'd save it under ‘Trouble.’”

She kissed me and said:

“Good answer.”

Then she grabbed my phone and changed my contact name to:

“Still In Trouble.” 😂