My Wife Caught Me Looking at Another Woman 😂
My wife and I were sitting at a restaurant when she suddenly asked:
“Why were you looking at that woman?”
I immediately said:
“I wasn't looking at her.”
She crossed her arms and said:
“Yes, you were.”
I said:
“Okay, maybe I glanced at her.”
She asked:
“Was she attractive?”
I knew this was a trap.
So I carefully said:
“Not as attractive as you.”
She smiled and said:
“Good answer.”
Then she leaned closer and whispered:
“So why were you looking at her?”
I sighed and said:
“Because she was wearing the same dress you have in your closet…”
She looked confused.
I continued:
“…and I was trying to remember if you returned it after buying it.”
She stared at me for five seconds.
Then she said:
“You're sleeping on the couch tonight.”
Apparently, I remembered the dress perfectly.
I just forgot how to survive the conversation. 😂
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