18+ Joke: My Wife Said We Needed More Romance 😂

 

Funny 18+ marriage joke about a wife wanting more romance and her husband choosing pizza as his romantic surprise.

My Wife Said We Needed More Romance 😂

My wife looked at me one evening and said:

“I think we need more romance in our marriage.”

I immediately said:

“Absolutely. What do you want to do?”

She smiled and said:

“Surprise me.”

So I turned off the lights.

I lit a few candles.

I put on some romantic music.

She walked into the room and whispered:

“Wow… you actually planned something romantic.”

I smiled and said:

“Of course.”

Then she noticed the pizza delivery guy standing behind me.

She stared at me and asked:

“You ordered pizza?”

I said:

“Yes. Nothing says romance like not having to cook.” 😂

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