My partner looked at me and said:
“Stop teasing me.” π
I smiled and replied:
“I'm not teasing you.”
They moved closer and asked:
“Then what are you doing?”
I said:
“Building anticipation.”
They laughed and said:
“You're very confident tonight.”
I whispered:
“Confidence is free.”
They raised an eyebrow.
So I added:
“Good thing, because I'm spending all my money on dinner.” π
They stared at me for a second.
Then said:
“Congratulations. You just flirted your way into paying the bill.” π
