My partner looked at me and asked:
“Are you trying to seduce me?” π
I smiled and said:
“Is it working?”
They moved closer.
“Maybe.”
I smiled confidently.
Then they asked:
“So what's your plan?”
I leaned in and whispered:
“First, dinner.”
They smiled.
“Then?”
I said:
“Dessert.”
They raised an eyebrow.
Then I added:
“And hopefully, you won't steal my fries this time.” π
They stared at me.
“That was your master plan?”
I said:
“Romance is expensive. Fries are sacred.” π
