My Wife Asked Me to Whisper Something Naughty 😂
My wife leaned close to me one night and whispered:
“Tell me something naughty.”
I smiled and moved closer.
I whispered:
“I know what you spent on that shopping trip.”
She immediately pulled away.
She looked at me and said:
“That's not naughty. That's dangerous.”
I laughed and said:
“Fine. I'll try again.”
I leaned closer and whispered:
“You have another package arriving tomorrow.”
Her eyes went wide.
She asked:
“How did you know?”
I smiled and said:
“The delivery notification came to my phone.”
She stared at me.
Then she whispered:
“You should have kept your mouth shut.” 😂
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