18+ Joke: My Wife Asked Why I Was Smiling in Bed 😂

 

My Wife Asked Why I Was Smiling in Bed 😂

My wife woke up and noticed me smiling.

She asked:

“Why are you smiling?”

I said:

“I just had a really good dream.”

She smiled and asked:

“Was I in it?”

I said:

“Of course.”

She moved closer and whispered:

“What were we doing?”

I smiled and said:

“We were on a romantic vacation.”

She looked impressed.

Then she asked:

“Where were we?”

I said:

“Somewhere beautiful, with a private beach.”

She smiled and said:

“That sounds amazing.”

I nodded.

Then I added:

“You were there too… but you were asleep, so I got the whole bed to myself.” 😂

She grabbed a pillow.

Apparently, honesty isn't romantic before breakfast. 😏