18+ Joke: My Wife Asked Why I Was in the Bathroom So Long 😂

 

My Wife Asked Why I Was in the Bathroom So Long 😂

My wife knocked on the bathroom door and asked:

“What are you doing in there?”

I said:

“Nothing.”

She replied:

“You've been in there for twenty minutes!”

I said:

“I'm enjoying some peace and quiet.”

She laughed and said:

“You could just come sit with me.”

I said:

“That's not peace and quiet.”

She went silent.

I thought I had won the argument.

Then she said:

“Fine. Stay in there.”

Five minutes later, I heard her lock the bedroom door.

I suddenly realized:

I had just traded twenty minutes of peace for a night on the couch. 😂