I told my friend:
“You're not stupid.”
He smiled proudly.
Then I added:
“You're just consistently wrong.”
He looked offended.
I said:
“Honestly, it's impressive.”
“Most people are wrong occasionally.”
“You turned it into a full-time career.”
He said:
“At least I'm confident.”
I replied:
“Yes… confidence is the only thing you have more of than wrong answers.” 😂
He stopped talking.
For the first time all day,
he finally got something right.
