I was trying to flirt with my partner.
So I looked deep into their eyes
and said:
“You take my breath away.” 😏
They smiled.
Then I got nervous
and added:
“Which is probably why I need to sit down.”
They stared at me.
I tried to recover.
“I mean… you're breathtaking.”
They laughed and said:
“No, you're just out of shape.”
I sat down.
Because apparently,
even my flirting needed cardio training. 😂
