My partner smiled at me and said:
“Take your time.” 😏
I smiled back.
That sounded promising.
So I moved closer.
Very slowly.
They whispered:
“Why are you taking so long?”
I said:
“You told me to take my time.”
They sighed.
Then pointed at the kitchen.
“I meant with the pizza!”
I froze.
Apparently, I had misunderstood
both the mood and the delivery instructions. 😂🍕
