She woke up beside me the next morning and smiled.She whispered,
“Did you enjoy last night?”
I smiled and said,
“Absolutely.”
She looked pleased and asked,
“Would you say I was unforgettable?”
I pulled her closer and said,
“Definitely.”
She blushed and asked,
“So what was your favorite part?”
I thought for a moment and replied,
“When you finally stopped talking about your ex.”
She stared at me for five seconds.
Then she said,
“Get out.”
I grabbed my pillow and whispered,
“Still worth it.”
