18+ Joke: Jaime Lannister Had One Rule About Flirting

18+ funny Jaime Lannister joke with cheeky Game of Thrones adult humor

 
Jaime Lannister was leaning against a wall when a woman walked past him.

He smiled and said,
“You know, they call me the most handsome man in Westeros.”
She stopped and replied,
“Who told you that?”
Jaime confidently said,
“Pretty much everyone.”
She looked at his golden armor and asked,
“Does the armor come with the confidence?”
Jaime laughed and said,
“Confidence comes naturally to me.”
She smiled and replied,
“Good, because you’re going to need plenty of it.”
Jaime raised an eyebrow and asked,
“Why’s that?”
She walked away and said,
“Because your flirting is going to need a miracle.”
Jaime stood there silently and muttered,
“I've fought dragons with less damage to my ego.”