18+ Joke: Sirius Black Had a Very Bad Dating Strategy

 

18+ funny Sirius Black joke with cheeky adult humor from Harry Potter


Sirius Black once told Harry he had three rules for flirting.

Harry asked,
“Three rules?”
Sirius nodded and said,
“Confidence, eye contact, and never reveal your intentions too quickly.”
Harry asked,
“Does that actually work?”
Sirius smiled and replied,
“Constantly.”
Harry looked impressed and asked,
“So what happens when someone rejects you?”
Sirius took a sip of his drink and said,
“I simply pretend I was never interested.”
Harry laughed and said,
“That sounds incredibly immature.”
Sirius grinned and replied,
“Immature? No, Potter… I call it maintaining my mystery.”