18+ Joke: That Late-Night Text Was Very Suggestive

 

18+ funny late-night texting joke with suggestive adult humor


At midnight, she suddenly texted,

“Are you still awake?”
He smiled and replied,
“For you? Absolutely.”
She answered,
“Good, because I really need you right now.”
He immediately sat up in bed.
He typed,
“Say no more… I’m on my way.”
She replied,
“Perfect, and bring something warm.”
He grinned and asked,
“Coffee?”
She answered,
“No, my feet are freezing.”
He stared at his phone and whispered,
“Romance is officially dead.”