GOT Jokes- Tyrion Discovered the One Thing Money Couldn’t Buy Him 😂

Tyrion-inspired Game of Thrones joke about relationship advice and wine

GOT Jokes- Tyrion Discovered the One Thing Money Couldn’t Buy Him 😂

Tyrion walked into a tavern and told the bartender,

“Bring me your finest wine.”

The bartender asked,

“Celebrating something?”

Tyrion sighed.

“No. I'm trying to forget something.”

The bartender smiled.

“Heartbreak?”

Tyrion shook his head.

“Worse. Someone gave me relationship advice.”

The bartender laughed.

“That bad?”

Tyrion took a sip.

“He told me love is about finding someone who understands you.”

The bartender nodded.

“Sounds reasonable.”

Tyrion replied,

“Exactly. That's why I knew immediately he had never been married.”

The bartender asked,

“So what did you learn?”

Tyrion smiled.

“Never trust advice from a man who thinks silence during an argument means he's winning.”

The bartender raised his glass.

“To wisdom.”

Tyrion raised his glass too.

“To wine. It has caused fewer arguments.” 😂