Romantic Jokes- Her “Perfect Evening” Had One Very Suspicious Requirement 😏

She texted me:

“I've planned the perfect evening for us.”

I asked,

“What's the plan?”

She replied,

“Good food, good music, and absolutely no phones.”

I said,

“That actually sounds perfect.”

Then she added:

“Especially because I want your full attention.”

I smiled at my screen.

“Deal.”

She sent another message:

“And wear something nice.”

I asked,

“How nice?”

She replied:

“Nice enough that I forget what I was planning to cook.”

I stared at the message.

“Wait… are we still having dinner?”

She said:

“That depends on how distracting you look.”

I immediately changed outfits.

She asked,

“Why are you taking so long?”

I replied,

“I'm trying to make sure dinner never gets a chance.” 😏

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