She suddenly asked,
“Describe me in three words.”
I smiled.
“That’s easy.”
She waited.
“Beautiful, confident, and…”
She interrupted,
“And?”
I looked at her and said,
“Dangerous.”
She laughed.
“Dangerous? That's your third word?”
I nodded.
“Absolutely.”
She raised an eyebrow.
“Why?”
I smiled.
“Because every time you smile like that, I completely forget what I was about to say.”
She shook her head.
“That was actually a good answer.”
I replied,
“I had to think quickly.”
She asked,
“So what makes me dangerous?”
I said,
“Your confidence.”
She smiled.
“Only my confidence?”
I paused.
“Your timing too.”
She laughed.
“What does that mean?”
I leaned back and said,
“You always ask questions right when I'm trying to behave.”
She smiled innocently.
“Maybe I'm just curious.”
I replied,
“That's exactly what makes you dangerous.”
She took a sip of her drink.
“And here I thought you were going to say something romantic.”
I smiled.
“I was. Then you started smiling again.”
She laughed and said,
“Fine. I'll stop.”
She tried to keep a straight face.
Three seconds later, she smiled again.
I looked at her and said,
“See? Dangerous.”
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