18+ Joke: My Wife Said She Had a Surprise for Me 😏

Funny 18+ husband and wife joke about a wife promising a bedroom surprise that turns out to be new bedsheets.

 

My Wife Said She Had a Surprise for Me 😏

My wife smiled at me and said:

“I have a surprise for you tonight.”

I immediately got excited.

I asked:

“Should I be nervous?”

She smiled and said:

“You should be ready.”

I quickly headed toward the bedroom.

A few minutes later, she walked in holding a small box.

I smiled and asked:

“Is that for me?”

She nodded.

I slowly opened it.

Inside was a brand-new set of bedsheets.

I looked confused.

She smiled and said:

“Surprise! Now help me put them on.”

I stared at the sheets.

Then I stared at her.

Apparently, I was ready.

Just not for laundry. 😂