She asked me to help her choose a new perfume.
I picked one and said,
“This one.”
She smiled.
“Why this one?”
I replied,
“Because it smells like trouble.”
She laughed.
“That’s not exactly a perfume review.”
I handed her the bottle.
“Try it.”
She sprayed a little on her wrist and asked,
“Well?”
I smiled.
“Now I understand why I picked it.”
She looked at me suspiciously.
“You're flirting with me instead of helping me shop.”
I said,
“I can multitask.”
She smelled her wrist again.
“So what does this perfume say about me?”
I thought for a moment.
“That you're confident.”
She smiled.
“Only confident?”
“And slightly dangerous.”
She laughed.
“You keep using that word.”
I replied,
“Because you keep proving it.”
She picked up another bottle.
“Fine. Pick another one.”
I chose a second fragrance.
She sprayed it and asked,
“And this one?”
I smiled.
“That one says you're expensive.”
She raised an eyebrow.
“Are you calling me expensive?”
“I'm saying your taste is.”
She laughed and put the bottle down.
“You know what? I'll take the first one.”
I asked,
“Because you like the scent?”
She smiled.
“No. Because I want to see if your prediction about trouble comes true.”
I suddenly realized I had just helped her choose a perfume for a reason I wasn't prepared for.
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