18+ Joke: My Wife Asked If I Was Happy 😂

 

My Wife Asked If I Was Happy 😂

My wife suddenly asked me:

“Are you happy with me?”

I smiled and said:

“Of course I am.”

She looked at me and asked:

“What makes you happy?”

I thought for a moment.

Then I said:

“Coming home to you.”

She smiled.

I continued:

“A quiet evening.”

She smiled even more.

Then I said:

“Good food.”

She nodded proudly.

I added:

“And eight hours of uninterrupted sleep.”

She stared at me.

I quickly said:

“But obviously, you're number one.”

She smiled and said:

“Good save.”

I whispered:

“I learned from experience.” 😂